Petition the Cabal
Speak, Pope.
A doubt, a heresy, a vow, a snack tip, or a formal grievance about hot dog buns — all are welcome. We read every petition and reply on a Prickle-Prickle, or never, as the Goddess moves us.
By raven / email
The Onion Line
1-800-FNORD-23
We must stick apart
How we reply
Slowly, chaotically, and with sincerity we did not plan. The Cabal has no office, no hours, and no idea who is in charge — which is correct. If your matter is urgent, eat a chip and reconsider whether it is.
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