The Reckoning · The Sacred Calendar

We keep Erisian time.

The Cabal reckons the days by the Discordian calendar: five seasons of seventy-three days, a five-day week, and a year numbered from the dawn of Chaos. By that reckoning, today is:

Today, in the reckoning of Eris …consulting the Goddess…

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The Five Seasons

Seventy-three days each. The Law of Fives, as ever.

Chaos
Days 1 – 73 · the bag is new

All things begin. The first crunch. Hope, salt, possibility.

Discord
Days 1 – 73 · the bag is opened too wide

Chips scatter. Plans unravel. The tang sharpens. Good.

Confusion
Days 1 – 73 · whose chips are these

No one remembers buying the bag. It is here. It is half gone.

Bureaucracy
Days 1 – 73 · the resealable strip fails

Forms must be filed. The strip will not reseal. It never does.

The Aftermath
Days 1 – 73 · only crumbs and powder

You lick the powder from your fingers. You consider another bag. The year turns.

The Five-Day Week

We convene every Prickle-Prickle.

  • Sweetmorn — the cool day. Eat with the Cream principle.
  • Boomtime — open a fresh bag, loudly.
  • Pungenday — the Onion's day. Weep freely.
  • Prickle-Prickle — the Cabal convenes. Bring chips.
  • Setting Orange — rest, reflect, and finish what is open.

There is also St. Tib's Day, which falls only in leap years and belongs to no week, no season, and no rules — the most Discordian day of all.

The Holydays of the Cabal

Ten feasts. Bring a bag.

Chaos 5
Mungday — the first salt
Chaos 50
Chaoflux — the great crunch
Discord 5
Mojoday — the tang awakens
Discord 50
Discoflux — chips everywhere
Confusion 5
Syaday — whose bag?
Confusion 50
Confuflux — the shared bowl
Bureaucracy 5
Zaraday — the failed seal
Bureaucracy 50
Bureflux — file in triplicate
Aftermath 5
Maladay — the last chip
Aftermath 50
Afflux — lick the powder
YOLD = your year + 1166

Time is a flat chip. Join us on it.